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anakomar


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Ayam  :     Manusia ni memang pentingkan diri sendiri!                    
                                                                           
                                                                           
Lembu :     Kenapa kau kata macam tu?                                     
                                                                           
                                                                           
Ayam  :     Tengoklah. Apa mereka buat kat aku!                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
Lembu :     Hah! Buat apa pulak?                                          
                                                                           
                                                                           
Ayam  :     Aku ni bertelur hari-hari. Aku cadang naklah dapat anak dua   
                                                                           
                                                                           
                 tiga ekor.                                                
                                                                           
                                                                           
                 Orang kata ada juga waris aku bila aku dah tak de nanti.  
                                                                           
                                                                           
                 Tapi manusia                                              
                                                                           
                                                                           
                 ni memang tak berhati perut. Hari-hari dia orang makan    
                                                                           
                                                                           
                 telor aku,                                                
                                                                           
                                                                           
                 macamana aku nak dapat anak!                              
                                                                           
                                                                           
Lembu :    Alah! Kau punya masaalah kecil aja!                            
                                                                           
                                                                           
Ayam  :     ?? Maksud kau?                                                
                                                                           
                                                                           
Lembu :     Aku ni, kalau fikirkan nasib aku lagi malang. Rasa nak        
                                                                           
                                                                           
                  bunuh diri pun ada.                                      
                                                                           
                                                                           
                  Bayangkan, hari-hari manusia minum susu aku tapi sorang  
                                                                           
                                                                           
                  pun tak pernah                                           
                                                                           
                                                                           
                  panggil aku MAK!                                          
                                                                            
                                                                                                       
                                                                            
Ayam  :     ?? (Dalam hati: Tak boleh pakai punya lembu!)



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lembu maner yang bercakap ni...tolong bagi tau


 


ki..ki



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mazwan wrote:

lembu maner yang bercakap ni...tolong bagi tau   ki..ki
kalaulah kita paham bahasa lembu, mau tak tido malam!!

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anakomar wrote:




mazwan wrote: lembu maner yang bercakap ni...tolong bagi tau   ki..ki


 kalaulah kita paham bahasa lembu, mau tak tido malam!!



haaaaaa haaaaa haaaaa... pandai lembu tu yek... cian dia... bro anakomar... nak tido malam lepas ni kena makan pil tidok....

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Assalamualaikum,


Tak dapat dibayangkan lembu bercakap,mau pengsan org tu..walau pun lembu tu ckp HI!..



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jangan maree broo...kih..kihh

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Zee wrote:

Assalamualaikum, Tak dapat dibayangkan lembu bercakap,mau pengsan org tu..walau pun lembu tu ckp HI!..
tahu tak pe..????? bukan pensan.. ajak berkawan..... ajak g tengok akedemi fantasia,, vote mawi... heee heee heee saudara mawi jangan marah.. dan kanda2 guarau aje,,,,

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mana dulu telor ayam ke susu lembu.....miahahahahaha...

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muai muai muai

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Janji Rock!!


mana-manapun tak kisah bro, janji dapat FREE


 



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Lembu... oh lembu...jasamu tak akan kami lupakan....janganlah cakap begitu



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wakaka...sodihnyer...


uikz!! lembu tue saper name???


leh kenalan x???ekeke..


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aku nk borak la ngan lembu tu... bleh knal kn aku ngan beliau. wakakakakakaka

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hurmm.saper la yg nak panggil lembu tue mak.

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